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	<title>A Trip to Josiahland</title>
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	<description>Party&#039;s over, folks.  This mind&#039;s a war zone.</description>
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		<title>Manipulate PDF documents with JavaScript</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, after splitting each page of the document into two pages, I had another problem. Somehow, the pages had gotten out of order. Don&#8217;t ask me how it happened, but I needed to swap every other pair of pages, for a ~400 page document. Turns out, Acrobat provides a scripting language (uses JavaScript syntax) that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Split one PDF Page into Two Pages</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;m going to attempt to make more use of this blog as somewhere to record the cool things I learn. I&#8217;m sure at least some of you have had this problem: You scan in a file two pages at a time. The pages are a little skewed, but the two pages are skewed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Day in Josiahland</title>
		<description><![CDATA[12:00 midnight &#8211; 1:00am 9:30am-10:30am 11:00-2:00 3:00-5:00]]></description>
		<link>http://www.josiahland.com/?p=757</link>
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		<title>Window Shopping (part II)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I met him on the subway, which is, I suppose, a ridiculous place to meet someone.  But then again, the truth rarely makes sense.  To be honest, my work could not have been farther from my mind at that moment.  My sister and her family were in town for the day on business, and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Window Shopping (part I)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These days, nobody wears a watch.  They haven&#8217;t as long as anyone can remember.  In fact, the only reason the word exists anymore is as a term of derision.  As I&#8217;m sure you know, a &#8220;watch&#8221; or a &#8220;clock&#8221; is a particularly complacent and dim-witted machine which seems unable or unwilling to think for itself. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.josiahland.com/?p=761</link>
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		<title>Dark Chocolate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three days before the death of Freddie Mercury, a compilation album of the man&#8217;s best solo works was released &#8212; entitled &#8220;Lover of Life, Singer of Songs.&#8221; For a long time, that album title seemed just about the best epitaph a person could wish for:  to be known as someone who breathed in the good [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.josiahland.com/?p=644</link>
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		<title>Face Paint</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a modification of an Elisha Cuthbert picture I found on the Internet. Hope you like it. Actually no, I don&#8217;t really care that you don&#8217;t like it &#8212; &#8217;cause I think it&#8217;s kinda nifty:]]></description>
		<link>http://www.josiahland.com/?p=750</link>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;m not a terrorist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have to admit.  One of my favorite things about blogging is coming up with titles for my posts.  Unfortunately, I&#8217;m not often very insightful &#8212; and I&#8217;m quite out of the habit of really writing.  So, if this turns out to be another interestingly-titled piece of nonsense, I apologize.  You have been warned. But, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.josiahland.com/?p=747</link>
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		<title>Free Verse (1st try)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You are the God who built the mighty earth on, and very much in which I am.  And, ahh&#8230; the ground is still warm from when you rested here &#8211; on this very spot of grass.  I wonder if this sense is what the pagans felt, and merely lost You in your glorious and tangible shadow.  You have lent us your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.josiahland.com/?p=745</link>
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		<title>Sunday School Lesson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;m subbing for a Sunday School class this week, and am trying to brainstorm on what I&#8217;m going to talk about for an hour.  I know it&#8217;s lame, but I usually just write out the first few words I say word-for-word in case I get nervous and forget.  So, anyway, here&#8217;s the plan.  Say [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.josiahland.com/?p=742</link>
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