1. When people give up on a task after they run into a single problem.
2. When people talk bad about themselves right in front of me.
3. Party peanuts.

Ok folks, just to show you that my unoriginality knows no bounds, I’ve been inspired again — but by a different site.  You’ll see why the list is limited to three items in a moment.

Three Things I Hate:

1. Stupid Hipsters

I mean come on people!  I don’t care whether or not you only shop at vintage stores, I don’t care if you don’t like America, your parents, and your teachers; and I actually don’t want to spend five hours talking about your unique shoes and how lame everything nowadays is.  And no!  No matter how cool it sounds, you cannot be a nihilistic neo-buddhist who is not religious but also follows the teachings of Jesus and Mohammed.  Look, if your only contribution to society is that you don’t care about society, then you my friend are a pretty pointless individual.

Oh my goodness. I’m really sorry about the language and general awfulness of this video, but this pretty much sums up my attitude about stupid hipsters.

2. Sleepiness

I’ve always been very frustrated by the fact that there are NOT actually 24 usable hours in a day.  For me, the maximum is about 18 — and that’s pushing it.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love sleeping as much as the next guy, but that’s mostly because it’s the only way to avoid feeling tired.  It’s unbelievably annoying to have very important aspects about myself (such as when — and for how long — my mind functions) that are completely beyond my control.

3. Long Things

This includes but is not limited to long movies, long worms, long windedness, long johns, Long John Silvers, long legs, long division, long lists, and long blog posts.